From the Best Comment We've Seen This Week Department:

A poster on a cruise message board posted she had been married in the Cayman Islands while she was on a cruise recently. When she tried to register her marriage with her home state, the county official told her they couldn't do it without her being remarried in the county, and she doesn't know what to do about it. The discussion has dragged on for pages as one poster says her marriage is legal and then another says it isn't.

Then one clear-thinking person replied:

"Hmmm, who to believe, who to believe ... State
authorities or someone on a message board. Decisions, decisions."

That comment is the highlight, but if you're bored, you can read the thread posted on Cruise Critic's message board.